Friday, December 14, 2012

The top ten reasons I hate Christmas:
1. It’s stressful
2. It’s expensive
3. It’s fattening
4. It’s disappointing
5. It celebrates a religious myth I don’t believe
6. Giant inflatable lawn ornaments
7. Unbridled consumerism
8. Incessant ads
9. Christmas carols everywhere, ALL MONTH LONG
10. The question, “So, are you ready for Christmas?”

 Five things I enjoy about the holidays: 
1. Receiving cards in the mail
2. Ornaments
3. Lights
4. Wrapping presents
5. 24 hours of A Christmas Story

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